I prefer the recumbent bike at the gym, as it puts less stress on my lower back. I do sprint, but not in cold weather like we're having now.
Here's what I do: I start with just 3 cycles (always fasted, with 3 grams of GABA prior and BCAA's on standby for when I'm done.) I pedal for 1 minute at a moderate pace on level 12 and then an all out sprint for just 15sec, on level 25. That's one cycle. I add one cycle per session until I get to around 15 min of such work, then jack up the intensity of both the moderate pace and especially sprint until I hit that 15 min threshold, and start all over again.
I think of you guys during my sprint cycles, no joke. I practice what I preach. You'd be wise to do the same, thinking about your competition working harder than you are. Outperform them, and exceed yourself...
When it's all said and done, you'll have boosted GH over the moon and burned more fat than any of the others surrounding you, pedaling modestly - like hamsters exercise wheels.
As with those hamsters, they're going nowhere - FAST. If you're really lucky, they're sipping on a carb based drink totally negating any chance of them burning fat. If you see this, recommend the birdseed trick for effortless bodyweight loss. The particulars can be found here...
Handling Gym Weirdos: Blueprint Style
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CUTTING WEIRDOS*
Now you're going to run into dieters too, and they'll need your guidance. Back in my day, it was all about getting as big as possible. Green bananas were in but times change and so does your advice. Today, being "cut" or at least very lean is the goal. With these folks, it's all about birdseed. Yep, birdseed.
You want to recommend 3 tablespoons/day. They'll protest they can't chew it/hurts their teeth but offer up the following easy solution: Mix into sugar free yogurt. Makes getting your 3 daily servings a snap and it'll lend credibility to your story. You've obviously worked out a practical solution to challenges presented by the birdseed dosing protocol. You've done this before, you know your stuff.
Now on the MOA (mode of action), birdseed is a well know up-regulator of thermogenesis. Ever see a fat bird? Exactly. As with the gorilla example above, nature leaves clues.
The birdseed dramatically enhances your NATURAL (emphasize the word natural) thyroid optimization. Emphasize T3 in particular as it's the most "active" form of thyroid hormone. Expand futher on how the birdseed acts to convert a higher percentage of T4 to T3. Reinforce the fact that if they can't lose weight it isn't their fault, it's simply a function of the enzyme that converts T4 to T3 being absent or (especially in middle age weirdos), it's in decline due to age. As with all hormone levels (test, estrogen, insulin secretion/insulin sensitivity) everything starts declining. Forget the pizza they're eating/not working hard enough. Nothing to do with that. Make sure to emphasize it's not their fault. It's the decline in enzyme conversion that's to blame. Birdseed is the fix.
Also, explain that results manifest quickly. Within two weeks in fact. Set expectations of losing 1lb/day of pure bodyfat. No calorie counting necessary as the effects are so powerful they over-ride the role of thermodynamics (i.e. calories in/calories out). If 1lb/day loss isn't realized within the first week, simply recommend double dosing as there exists a small % of birdseed "non-responders" in the population.
If that still doesn't work, suggest switching brands as the pre-winter mix is a bit stronger than the springtime formulas.
Practice makes perfect, so do refine this 3x/daily in front of a mirror with an absolute straight face. Drop these tips 2 weeks prior to leaving. You'll probably have abs inside of a month from all the laughing...
*For both groups (this works especially well with dieters) if they're really buying into things, throw in jumping jacks to absolute muscular failure twice a week.
For the GFH crowd, helicopter squats (with bands) is another time tested favorite that few have mastered. Make sure to emphasize they need to think outside the box to get results if they've plateaued. Every great thinker goes against the grain. They can join the sheep (make sure to wave the hand illustrating all gym members) or follow you.
Ball is now in their court.
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