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Yep, upon moving into my new bachelor pad, I notice a pool! And who should I see standing by this pool? A maintenance man, but not any ole' maintenance man...

He was my boss 25 years ago at another condo complex, where I was an "Aquatic Surveillance Engineer(tm)"!! = Pool Attendant. Not lifeguard, Believer's, "Pool Attendant"... meaning I didn't have to save you, if I didn't want to!!

And believe you me, that pool never went anywhere!! Wait!! There's MORE. Much MORE!!!

If you buy today, we'll throw in a FREE BONUS!:

Guess who was offered his old job back 3 days/week this summer? Yes indeed friends, break out that whistle and zinc nose block - one of The 3Faces of Fear(tm), is going to be deciding if that thong is "OK" to wear in here this summer...

If this isn't a sign from God that he wants 3.0 on the street ASAP, I dunno what is. There are strippers here, midgets, clowns of all sorts!! I can only imagine the big man wants me to experience what a hollow, meaningless experience this kind of life leaves me/us with inside...

Let the games begin!!

Ok, this has to take the prize for funniest thing I've read or heard today.

I'm picturing Rob with the zinc crap on his nose, basically watching over a bunch of midgets, prostitutes, and 400 pound women crammed into a 200 pound weight limit bathing suit.

About that time he just decides it's better to take a dive off the tower head-first into the concrete.

all while wearing a thong.

PLEASE NO! I went to this place once that asked me to visualize things, andd I STILL see this cute cat doing all sorts of things. Some pictures just STICK! NO OFFENSE rob, but if I visualize things like that, I want it to be a young pretty woman, NOT....well.... You know. YIKES!

Steve

seasoned wrote:PLEASE NO! I went to this place once that asked me to visualize things, andd I STILL see this cute cat doing all sorts of things. Some pictures just STICK! NO OFFENSE rob, but if I visualize things like that, I want it to be a young pretty woman, NOT....well.... You know. YIKES!

Steve

Some things, you just can't help internalize... BUT, the ideal is still to be home with my wife/son.

That is where my heart is, and always will be....