Three Faces of Fear(tm) for the win...
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:15 pm
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DISCLAIMER: What follows is the truth, 99% the truth and anything but..
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It all started innocently enough: You had The Blueprint, Rob and Mix. The latter two would do anything for his BP Believers and almost as much for those demonstrating good faith..
Then a series of personal, work and BP related external factors (think pirates) converged to create the perfect storm. I didn't ask for this to happen, but the fact of the matter is - it did.
The situation is now incredibly complex. Formulas are being hatched, a half dozen Eagles* have landed, a half dozen more are on the way. Subsequently, multiple personalities have emerged including a perverse, vile, diabolical side to Mix and The Franchise - a Corporate America alter-ego.
Therefore, I had a sit-down last night with all 3 in order to bring clarity to the situation. The results were as follows:
1.) Going forward, BP Believers will continue to deal with the same helpful
Rob/Mix
2.) Pirates, trolls and ass clowns will now have to contend with the evil
side of Mix. Corporate America MAY need to contend with all 3!
3.) A summit meeting may be held at some point. Location: Parts
Unknown. For those unable to attend in person, an agenda and
conference call number will be distributed in advance of the summit.
REQUEST OF YOU
All 3 concluded with one request of you:
When referring to BP, me or the aforementioned split-personalities - please refer to them on any external board as:
"The Three Faces of Fear"....
That is all....
*There is much speculation surrounding such. Everything from Dr. Connelly's involvement, a new MASS product being tested, various Ecdysterone and like compounds - even midgets have been speculated to be in the mysterious silver bag.
DISCLAIMER: What follows is the truth, 99% the truth and anything but..
__________________________________________________________
It all started innocently enough: You had The Blueprint, Rob and Mix. The latter two would do anything for his BP Believers and almost as much for those demonstrating good faith..
Then a series of personal, work and BP related external factors (think pirates) converged to create the perfect storm. I didn't ask for this to happen, but the fact of the matter is - it did.
The situation is now incredibly complex. Formulas are being hatched, a half dozen Eagles* have landed, a half dozen more are on the way. Subsequently, multiple personalities have emerged including a perverse, vile, diabolical side to Mix and The Franchise - a Corporate America alter-ego.
Therefore, I had a sit-down last night with all 3 in order to bring clarity to the situation. The results were as follows:
1.) Going forward, BP Believers will continue to deal with the same helpful
Rob/Mix
2.) Pirates, trolls and ass clowns will now have to contend with the evil
side of Mix. Corporate America MAY need to contend with all 3!
3.) A summit meeting may be held at some point. Location: Parts
Unknown. For those unable to attend in person, an agenda and
conference call number will be distributed in advance of the summit.
REQUEST OF YOU
All 3 concluded with one request of you:
When referring to BP, me or the aforementioned split-personalities - please refer to them on any external board as:
"The Three Faces of Fear"....
That is all....
*There is much speculation surrounding such. Everything from Dr. Connelly's involvement, a new MASS product being tested, various Ecdysterone and like compounds - even midgets have been speculated to be in the mysterious silver bag.
