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Merry Christmas Kim Jong Il!!

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:05 am
by RobRegish
I'm a big fan of my boy KJI, supreme ruler of N. Korea. How can you not like this guy? At the drop of a hat, he threatens atomic destruction, is fond of lobbing ICBM's over the Japanese mainland (unannounced) and wears sunglasses indoors.

While his people starve in unspeakable poverty, he lives it up in supreme opulence. Yet, he has them so brainwashed they revere him as a God.

The only person who even comes close is Vince McMahon! KJI needs but a simple wardrobe update and it's game over..

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:39 pm
by seasoned
Rob,

You are doing our friend(sarc) kim jong il a GREAT disservice. Let's tell him ALL he needs!

1. Get a better haircut.
2. Get a conscience.
3. Get a BRAIN!
4. Just wise up. Maybe 60+ more IQ points couldn't hurt!

Steve

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:49 pm
by RobRegish
You know you may be right.

The B-2 Stealth bombers we currently have based in Guam may deliver the "service" he needs shortly :)