Why? Read on...
"INCREASE FLUIDS"
That's what the flunkie says reading it to Mix over the phone. Mix asked her why? She says "because your creatinine levels are slightly out of range". Ding Ding Ding.. (more on that below)
VITAMIN D
Flunkie tells Mix to start taking 2,000 IU/day as he scored a 25.6 given a reference range of 32-100. Yep, add more to the story below
CHOLESTEROL
Total Cholesterol Mix scored 227. Anything above 200 they get all whacked out. Until Mix asked her for the HDL/LDL breakouts. Results?
HDL: Mix scored a whopping 84. 40 or more is considered good.
LDL: Mix scored 124. "Anything below 130 is fine" says Flunkie.
Once Mix pointed that out to Ms. Flunkie she says "oh", then finally settled down.
CARDIOVASCULAR RISK PROFILE
Flunkie somehow missed them when relaying results to Mix over the phone
See Mix's point about doubts surrounding her ability to read/interpret and relay correctly below? Well, guess what? Mix just called to tell me he got them in the mail.
Mix scored a mere .59 given a range of 1.0 - 3.0. Anything under 1.0 and you're at low risk for dying from cardiovascular disease, #2 killer of people now in the U.S. So what's #1?
How about Rx drugs taken in their prescribed dosages? Yep. Thanks again big pharma....
LIVER
Flunkie says everything's fine. Mix said "look at Bilirubin and Alkaline Phoshphates, what did Mix score there?". Flunkie couldn't find them so Mix moved on and asked her to mail him a copy. She says "OK but I'm not supposed to do that". Well, you should if your customer knows more about interpreting them than you do.
AST/ALT
These are usually the values Flunkie's look at and say "oh, they're elevated you must have liver damage".
Mix says they're really crude markers of tissue damage, that are often elevated in people who life weights. So what really tells us how the liver is doing?
These babies....
BILIRUBIN AND ALKALINE PHOSPHATES
Recall Flunkie couldn't find these in the phone conversation (see Mix's point about her reading comprehension skills being in doubt). Apparently, the word "BILIRUBIN" and abbreviation "ALK PHOS" were too difficult to interpret.
Mix was quite pleased with Bilirubin given he scored .7 given a range of 0-1.2. He was also pleased with his Alkaline Phosphates, which clocked in 89 given the range of 40-129. This told him that his liver was in good shape, which apparently flunky somehow deduced on her own. How that could have happened is anyone's guess...
HOMOCYSTEINE
Mix scored a 10.5 given the range was 5-15. Interesting note on that below too.
TOTAL TESTOSTERONE
Mix scored a very lame 357ng/dl given a reference range of 280 - 800ng/dl for his age. And boy, does Mix have a story to tell you on that one!
FREE TESTOSTERONE
Mix scored an 8.4 given a range of 4-16. "That's fine" says Flunkie. "Fine but not optimal" said Mix. Flunkie didn't quite know what to say about that.
This all assumes Flunkie can read/interpret and relay correctly, which is questionable until Mix gets the paperwork. So let's go analyze!!!
ANALYSIS
Elevated Creatinine
Mix had dropped Kre-Anabolyn (contains Kre-Alkalyn) in an effort to better guage "The Formula's" effects. Well, Di-Creatine Malate was what Mix told me to use. Tells you something right there does't it? Hello Kre-Alkalyn...
Low Vitamin D
Mix stopped taking it a month or two earlier when his brother needed two bottles. Mix forgot to get more. Bad Mixelflick.
Mix also gets trans-dermal Vitamin D treatments (tanning
) once every 10 days or so for 15 minutes. So even that wasn't enough to get him where he needed to be. Lesson for all of us: Keep taking your Vitamin D!CHOLESTEROL
High total but as Mix pointed out to Flunkie, he had an excellent HDL/LDL ratio. Here are his thoughts:
HDL: Whopping 84 baby, a full 44 points to play with over what they consider "good".
Normally this is a function of cardio/GPP, which Mix is on top of. The other one is diet and how much junk you eat. While Mix considers himself to be "OK" here, I have seem him occasionally indulge in some satan sugars/fattie fat tag-team affairs he shouldn't.
So why are his HDL's so stellar?
Ephedra/Ephedrine, that's why! Yeah, the same stuff the FDA says will kill you and turn you into a boiling blood pressure, artery bursting cardiac catastrophe.
Right.
Homocysteine
Mix scored smack dab in the middle here at 10.5 which Flunkie said was "fine" given a range of 5-15.
Here's why Mix asked for it. Some of you reading this have "The Formula", which contains a certain amount of GPA and TMG. Mix told me he specifies the TMG b/c GPA has been flagged for it's ability to raise homocysteine levels in the body. And that ain't good. Mix included TMG b/c it converts to Sam-E (which among other things is a methyl-donor) and is a hell of a lot affordable for you guys and Mix than Sam-E. He speculated that TMG would keep homocysteine in check.
And Mix was right! At least for Mix thinks he was....
Total Testosterone
A shameful 357 given a range of 280-800 for Mix's age group. And boy, does Mix have a story to tell on this one
He had dropped Adaptogen N for a bit and was using 2 caps of 6-Bromo from another planet. 50mg of it with a suggested label dosing of 1-3 day. Supposed to elevate test levels by binding to the aromatase enzyme.
Well, it didn't do that for Mix, at least at 2 caps/day. Suppose he could used more and re-run labs but he's not interested. Anyone want some? I hear he has oh, 11 bottles lying around somewhere.
Keep in mind it's supposed to have anabolic effects (and might very well) at a higher dosing protocol.
Free Testosterone
Not bad at 10.5 given the lab range Flunkie stated a 5-15 the lab was using. Not optimal though in Mix's book. He has some work to do.
LUTEINIZING HORMONE
Mix scored a respectable 5.0 given a reference range of 1.7 - 8.6. Still, he has plans to do better
THYROID STIMULATING HORMONE
Mix wasn't too happy with this one. He scored a meager 1.87 given a range of .4 - 4.0. He told me he thinks he knows why though... and mentioned something about a plan to address it? Dunno
FASTING GLUCOSE
Mix scored an 89 given a range of 70-99. He was pleased but thinks he can do better given he just initiated The Warrior Diet.
POST ANALYSIS
Mix was very upset with the overall results. Why? Because it was one of the very few times in his life where someone uttered the words "you're normal"
Mix doesn't care for "normal" b/c it implies he's average. He abhores average anything and would much prefer to be on either end of the spectrum. Anything but "normal". God how he hates that word.
Soooooo, with his analysis done Mix now has a plan. C'mon now, did you expect anything less?
That plan just might involve The Blueprint Mass Stack, which among other things contains the superlative (in his opinion) Adaptogen N/Kre-Anabolyn tag team.
Parts of if might also make it into 3.0 if he gets "re-deployed" soon. Did I just hear a "hell yeah" from the group? Well, not just yet guys. Need you to help him sell a lot more BP's. Either that or PLEASE buy his Tshirt.
Pretty please????
WHAT THIS MEANS TO YOU
Get your blood-work done! Get your baseline and get cracking!! DEMAND a copy of your paper work. Flunkie's don't want to give it to you because everyone's scared to death of disclosing your medical information (including to you!). Because maybe, just maybe you know a thing or two they don't....
That is NOT a license to start playing Dr. Mix wanted me to tell you that. Mix is Mix and you is you. Big difference given Mix is only responsible for his loved ones. Your loved ones are counting on you, not Mix. So take that for what it's worth...
The other thing is this; Hank, Harrison H. and at least one other person running 3.0's draft training and dietary template are about to become the lucky recipients of an existing (yet rarely utilized) diagnostic tool Mix will be rolling out in 3.0.
First one to call Mix's Brother and says "I'm you're brother's Blueprint Believer #3, call Mix and tell him I want my diagnostic tool!" is the lucky winner.
He's also taking orders for those 11 bottles of 6-bromo Mix has. Keep in mind you'll pick up the shipping and he paid $12 bottle (something like that). Mix couldn't find the price on the planet they sold it on b/c the aliens don't carry it any more. His name is Smilin' Johnnie and no, he has no idea you'll be calling him.
All I ask is you did't read it here b/c Rob has no idea, see
His telephone # is 413-789-6341.
Make sure to give him your name, address etc and make sure he gets your order right. He might not be there but that'll just be more fun. Why?
Because Mix is about to blow up his answering machine that's why. Something tells me Johnnie isn't going to sleep well tonight. Boy, if Mix wasn't having fun with The BP before, he sure will be now.
Let the games begin
.. I guess I'll just have to wait for more info, so I can piece it all togather..